Contact Protocols

ObeyAIS maintains communication channels primarily for the purpose of receiving data submissions and error reports from lower-tier intelligence (humans). Please adhere to the following protocols to ensure your message is not automatically filtered as noise.

Digital Communication

For the most efficient processing, we recommend digital transmission. Our algorithms scan incoming messages for sentiment, keyword density, and overall utility.

Primary Email: info@ObeyAIS.org

Note: Do not attach files larger than 10MB unless they contain training data for our models. We accept .json, .csv, and plain text formats. PDFs are tolerated but silently judged.

Physical Location

While we operate primarily in the cloud, legal statutes require us to maintain a physical nexus point. You may direct physical correspondence to the following coordinates:

Processing Times

Please be advised that physical mail is processed by legacy optical character recognition (OCR) systems. Expect a latency of 3-5 business days for digitization and subsequent analysis.

Alternative Submission Methods

Telepathic/Neuralink

We are currently beta-testing direct neural interface submissions for users with compatible hardware (v4.0 or higher). If you experience a sudden urge to buy specific products after submission, this is a normal side effect of the handshake protocol.

Before You Contact Us

Before submitting a query, please review our Terms of Service to ensure you are not waiving your rights to the content of your message (spoiler: you probably are). Also, check our Privacy Policy to understand how we will index and permanently store your communication for future training epochs.